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Monday, December 31, 2007

The Most And The Best Of 2007!

Alright alright! NOW! It is the highly anticipated entry of the year 2007 when I do all the interesting summary! Its time of the year to sum everything up with some melancholic reminiscing! OH YAY!

Let us start in a new format. This year is the award presentation!

1st TuaBehGong Is Happening Awards (2007) begins now....

















FIRST UP!











The Most Hilarious Mis-pronunciation: Political APATHY by Tng Ji Xiang

I wasn't really paying attention to the GP lesson this year when the incident happened. So apparently, I was like packing my bag or finishing some work from the other subjects during Ji Xiang's group's presentation when I suddenly heard a very out of the world pronunciation and I just burst out laughing! PRONOUNCE AFTER ME: Political APPE-TEE, not Political ARPAR-TEE. And he proclaimed that somebody taught him apathy is pronounced as ARPAR-TEE. HILARIOUS LAH!











The Best Job: Zi Char 煮炒 at JJC Chemistry Science Lab

YADA YADA. Because Pei Fang has been mentioning the incident so I felt it is worth mentioning! It was a windy day and I am all prepared to go into the room and get my highest yield of crystals ever in the term. With the supervision and pressure from Dr. Gan, I am quite confident that everything can go smoothly and BE THE YIELDER! LOL. BUTBUTBUT when I was approaching the last few steps in the experiment, I suddenly had a soft hand and tilted the 50ml beaker of distilled water onto the already sizzling HOT PLATE (I can fry an egg and cook meat on the plate). And so, when cool water meets sizzling hot plate, beads of the water swirled around the hot plate and gave off the sound of the job mentioned above.

And Dr. Gan Kim Suan exclaimed: WAH! Who is cooking Zi Char there? WEI HONG HUH!

*guilty look*













The Most Panicky Moment: Breaking a tray of Chemistry lab wares before SPA starts.

Seems like most bad luck happens in the Lab eh? This goes simple. We were taught from young that when we are about to have an examination or SPA in this case, it is important to set the table well and things like that. Being the natural good boy, I tried to arrange all the apparatus properly on the bench table and kick off a good start like everyone. Then, I saw the tubing for the Bunsen Burner is totally blocking the table in my way and was an eyesore, so I decided to change it because fate is controlled by my own hands isn't it? I was already aware that I might knock down the whole tray of apparatus into the sink, so I tug at the tubing gently and caringly knowing that I will hurt it if I am too rough. LOL tug tug tug TUG! The release of the tubing from the protruding metal piece is so great that my hand flew too far and hit the tray and WAH LAH. Broke almost everything in the tray and this one incident has the amount of breakage more than everyone's add together in the 2 years. Goodness gracious me. Dr. Gan was totally out of the world that day too.

She walked to me, said never mind and asked me to change a bench and I didn't have to pay a single cent for all the breakages. COOL!












The Most Disappointing Performance Watched: NDP Show Segment @ Marina

Unsuitable music, poor cameramen, same standard of performance, and the conceptualising of the entire Show Segment can be done more detailed lah. I am jus a little disappointed lor.
















The Most Creative Performance Watched: Anyhow Art? By CDAA @ People's Association, Kallang



















The Best Performances Watched: Singapore Youth Festival 2007 (Dance)

As usual. I find the strength and grit from the people OF ABOUT MY AGE very inspiring. They enter secondary school innocently, fall into love with dance, endure the hardship during the days practising dance, practise for SYF, get nervous for SYF, put in their everything into that 5 mins on stage, cry over the results, fall into a deeper love with dance.

















The Best Backstage Work Done: Anyhow Art? By CDAA @ People's Association

What can I say? Didn't really expect myself to hand myself into such a role actually. Enjoyed the time using the walkie talkie and all. Most of all, I got to know my juniors like Benedict and Liang Yuan which is precious chance. Interesting experience lah. really.




The Most Enjoyable Examination: CSTD Sub - Elementary Ballet Exams

The pure interest in Ballet makes everything more enjoyable ba. HAHA. Although results fall short of expectation. zzz. The barre is my home, now.












The Most Neck-Breaking Movie Watched: Pirates of the Caribbean - At World's End

First time in my life I got to sit in the front row in Golden Village - Plaza Singapura. I was almost at the end of my world.

















The Best Snubbed Moment: Rejection By Ms Lai Peck Chai

GAHH! No Econs Relief work. Dreams dashed. DAMMIT.















The Best Hawker Cuisine: Tanglin Halt Western Food @ Clementi Hawker Centre


The Best Snack Eaten: Cream Puffs by Beard Papa


The Best Hotel Food Eaten: The Amara Sanctuary @ Sentosa

Because I have only went to one hotel/resort this year, which is Amara.









The Best Canteen Food Eaten: Western Stall @ Nan Hua High School


The Most Disgusted Moment: Molestation by Old Gays

No need for further explanation. The experience is chilling.



The Most Amazing Moment: 7 Person Alliance Thrashed By Wong Jian Wei in Monopoly @ Settlers' Cafe

I can't believe it.




YAYAY! IT IS THE MOST EXCITING SEGMENT!! PHOTO AWARDS!



The Best Edited Photo: Mao Ze Dong With Mr. Steven Koh



















The Best Original Candid Photo: Skiving on Train Starring Goh Koon Hui aka Young Young





















The Best Original Artistic Photo: Xiao Man Tou Trove




















The Best Original Animal Photo: Gatsby Model Takuya KimuNUT Starring Peanut!

























The Best Original Natural Photo: Troubled Biologist Starring Mdm Goh Hwee Kwan



















The Best Original Close-up Photo: TAN KIM YEIN on Bus Starring Tan Kim Yein

She is so going to kill me.



















The Best Deforestation Evidence: Saving Earth Starts in College!




















The Most Calm Laggy Person Met: Mr. Benedict Loh Jia Da


The person involved is the guy on the left. On the right is Shana the HP!!















The Most Charismatic Guy Award: Darling Junhe Starring my brother Junhe


Yep. He wanted an award that involves him being cute and shuai. Haha! So I just can't be bothered and name the award Charismatic. LOL Same the person involved is the guy on the left too! In the end got to post 2 pics of him to make the criteria. Count yourself lucky didi!


THE END!!! If you guys got anything to remind me regarding any interesting incidents that I was present, please feel free to tag and inform me!!

AND. New Year, New Hope, New Beginning, New Chances, NEW!

ALL THE BEST EVERYONE!

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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Its Currently Incurable.

[NEWSFLASH]
I really dunno what Mr Peh told my mum. Whatever it is, I am now deemed as a fast dumb ass who is uncomparable to my brother. Oh well, not unexpected. Is studies everything? I just dun like it when she comes wailing into my room and start complaining that I did very badly in school. I think I am still bright enough to realise that myself.

[END OF NEWSFLASH]

Anyway, I came across this poster when I was surfing for Mi Lu Bing's news album's pictures.

Yah, I know its abit too small to apprehend the poster. Its about the consequences for making out every that often, especially for the youths as there has been an increase in youths having pre-marital sex (I wonder how do they know abt it too). But I think you guys will find the below 2 posters more appealing. LOL! ENJOY!

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AIDS is incurable

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Beloved Buona Vista Swimming Complex!!

Quoted from my Alexandra Hospital doctor: Even if your tendon is now damaged, it shouldnt stop you from exercising. You can always do exercises that puts minimal strain on your Achilles Tendon like swimming.

And OH YES!

HERE I GO, jumping into the magnificent pools every now and then whenever I have the time to. HAHA!! And of course, I always go to my beloved Buona Vista poooOOoooOoOooOooooOoOoL! I swam there since I was 7 ok!

Nothing there has changed much since I began swimming there, except for the colour of the whole complex. IF I never remember wrongly it was repainted about..... 3 times? AIYA, its just a way by the Sports Council to hide how old the complex is. OH YAH! The stall selling yummy fishballs and fish fillet is gone too! darn wasted coz the food there is HEAVENLY!

And OH NO!

Something is going very wrong at the BV Pool!!!!

Quoted from Fridae.com - Empowering GayAsia: Pools - Some public swimming pools are hotbeds of gay activity, both for cruising and on-the-spot gratification. Do be discreet in the shower rooms, though. Buona Vista Swimming Pool10 mins walk from Buona Vista MRT, very near Holland Village.

HOLY!

BV Pool, due to its old structure, have an indoor al-fresco bathing concept! It serious and really scary for a SMALL LITTLE BOY LIKE MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME YOU NOE!?!?!?!

Now whenever I go to swim, you get weird stares at weird places, people following you into the changing room, people looking at you bath (YES I AM TALKING ABOUT A LAO AH PEK).

Talking about that lao ah pek(LAP) makes me puke. I seriously didnt really see him swim in the pool before but he is almost always in the changing room bathing -.- Let me describe him: in his 50s, bald, belly huger than mine, walks around fast-paced and with a broken wrist, travelling between the 2 showering areas to inspect his fellow brothers. JITTERY!

Personally, I have nothing much against homosexuality but at least behave with some respect for yourself can!!! Moreover the guy is already a LAP! SHIVERS!

SO NOW! Being the hero or the knight in the *SHING* *SHING* Armour, I shall produce the Secret Manual for Recognising GLAP at the Pool!

1. Balding Grey Hair
2. Belly bigger than Wei Hong's
3. Gold Chain and Diamond earstud
4. Broken Wrist while walking
5. Only looks at places that is private to you except while the GLAP is walking
6. Brisk walk
7. Pinky forever up, regardless of drying or wearing clothes
8. Attempts to bath near you! AHHH!!

OF COURSE, these are my personal ways of recognising GLAP and they are only guidelines ok! Dont take them too seriously! HAHA! We all love our own G-less LAP :D

COUNTDOWN TO COMMON TESTS: 17 DAYS

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