Beloved Buona Vista Swimming Complex!!

Quoted from my Alexandra Hospital doctor: Even if your tendon is now damaged, it shouldnt stop you from exercising. You can always do exercises that puts minimal strain on your Achilles Tendon like swimming.

And OH YES!

HERE I GO, jumping into the magnificent pools every now and then whenever I have the time to. HAHA!! And of course, I always go to my beloved Buona Vista poooOOoooOoOooOooooOoOoL! I swam there since I was 7 ok!

Nothing there has changed much since I began swimming there, except for the colour of the whole complex. IF I never remember wrongly it was repainted about..... 3 times? AIYA, its just a way by the Sports Council to hide how old the complex is. OH YAH! The stall selling yummy fishballs and fish fillet is gone too! darn wasted coz the food there is HEAVENLY!

And OH NO!

Something is going very wrong at the BV Pool!!!!

Quoted from Fridae.com - Empowering GayAsia: Pools - Some public swimming pools are hotbeds of gay activity, both for cruising and on-the-spot gratification. Do be discreet in the shower rooms, though. Buona Vista Swimming Pool10 mins walk from Buona Vista MRT, very near Holland Village.

HOLY!

BV Pool, due to its old structure, have an indoor al-fresco bathing concept! It serious and really scary for a SMALL LITTLE BOY LIKE MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME YOU NOE!?!?!?!

Now whenever I go to swim, you get weird stares at weird places, people following you into the changing room, people looking at you bath (YES I AM TALKING ABOUT A LAO AH PEK).

Talking about that lao ah pek(LAP) makes me puke. I seriously didnt really see him swim in the pool before but he is almost always in the changing room bathing -.- Let me describe him: in his 50s, bald, belly huger than mine, walks around fast-paced and with a broken wrist, travelling between the 2 showering areas to inspect his fellow brothers. JITTERY!

Personally, I have nothing much against homosexuality but at least behave with some respect for yourself can!!! Moreover the guy is already a LAP! SHIVERS!

SO NOW! Being the hero or the knight in the *SHING* *SHING* Armour, I shall produce the Secret Manual for Recognising GLAP at the Pool!

1. Balding Grey Hair
2. Belly bigger than Wei Hong's
3. Gold Chain and Diamond earstud
4. Broken Wrist while walking
5. Only looks at places that is private to you except while the GLAP is walking
6. Brisk walk
7. Pinky forever up, regardless of drying or wearing clothes
8. Attempts to bath near you! AHHH!!

OF COURSE, these are my personal ways of recognising GLAP and they are only guidelines ok! Dont take them too seriously! HAHA! We all love our own G-less LAP :D

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