Buses must have AIRCON!!

Ya ya. I know you guys out there are going to give me reasons like keeping passengers who takes the buses cool and not perspire like pigs when aboard and fresh air! (The latter is the worst reason ever, because air-conditioning cant really filter out the harmful stuff like CO and SO2. If it can, we would have installed air conditioning at all exhaust pipes and chimneys, right?)

TNEHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Wrong lo!!! Even the students from the university that is preferred by tomorrow's elites (see the video on previous post) also got it wrong :D The air conditioning is for a reason that would affect the dignity of a human (cool or not) and prevents the people around from getting into fits.


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TO PREVENT LEAVES STUCK IN OUR HAIR!!!!!

YESS!! Thats the ultimate reason. And be grateful that the buses in Singapore now are ALMOST installed with air conditioning. But it just happened that I saw a cool guy today, with brown leaf stuck in the hair -.-


Joke of the day can??? I was waiting for my 198 near JJ after going to enquire about the courses available at Cristofori (quite an act-classical name i think :D). So it just happened that 334 stopped at the stop I was at and a guy looked out at me.

'Woah, act cool sehh that guy, spike hair + single eyelid. Looked at me with the dao look.'

AND it was just nice that he turned his head to look in front. Guess what I found? Heehee, a wilted leaf stuck in his spiky hair! ROFLOL!


(Breaks, again for 101 times, into fits of laughter)


The guy was too suay, so many air conditioned bus and he tio that one AND tio a leaf between his spiked hair. Imagine he was going to meet his girlfriend in town and BOOM! His girlfriend starts laughing at him when she sees him as if he was some clown. Worse, when he still dunno that there is a leaf on his head! Pathetic ehh?? The thing is so funny because he was acting dao, get it?? Like some mafia trying to pick a fight without knowing that he didnt zip his flyers!!


Lessons learnt:

1. Always look for air con buses
2. Dont sit next to the window
3. Dont spike your hair whenever you know you will be passing through old trees
4. Dont try to act dao to people in a bus-stop, always check for dead leaves on head first :D