Chained...

After my sister managed to find a new and totally mind-blowing away of allowing me and her to use the Internet simultaneously, I tot that all the troubles will be gone and I can surf freely in the world of INTERNET. But...


After logging into my MSN Messenger, I will always check my Inbox to see if there is any endorsements urgent mails for me. But to my utter horror, I always, AND I MEAN ALWAYS, find and lured by sweet and innocent-looking email titles like 'FREE PORN' 'Help the Poor in Africa!' which are almost ALWAYS disgusting chain mails IN DISGUISE!!!!


Often I get mails like 'Happiness' so I would tot maybe find some really memorable one and save it in my Yahoo! folders. So I will spend tremendous amount of strength trying to open the mail (note the mail size is about 458Kb). One of the things I dun like about chain mails is the never-ending amount of email addresses of people who have received the same shit as me, something which I will mistake as the actual mail itself and start reading it off in my head. iamthecutest@cutecute.com, greatmanhood@11inch.com, ETCETC. WAH LAO, so I get the hint, scroll down and find the crux of the mail. After passing through all the addresses of people whom I dunno, I ultimately reach the crux end of the mail!!! DUMBFOUNDED!! Now I know why the mails can reach to 458 Kb in size...


So I have learnt. In a irritating Chain mail, to look for the body of the mail, there will always be COLOURED WORDS -.-


After finding the crux of the mail, which of course reading the super enlarged words (I presume
font size 72 is too humble for it...) is super duper easy, so I can easily reach the part whereby the writer really wants us to pass down, PLS SEND THIS MAIL TO 12 FRIENDS IN 1 HOUR OR YOU WILL NEVER FIND SOMEONE THAT TRULY LOVES YOU -.- each letter in its own colour.


Worst!!!!!! These mails are from my close friends!!! WHY??? Why you all want to curse me??? Its as good as making me fall into the trap by using your names!!! And sometimes making me thinking over the mail throughout the day (refering to the dead 'Amy' mail whereby you will see the dead mutilated girl by your bedside at night if you didnt send to 30 people in an hour upon reading the mail...). I FEEL SO CHAINED UP!!!


HOWEVER Those are not the worst, yet... 300Kb +++ mail and inside is full of characters. No image, no readable words but millions of weird characters that an ailing printer used to give me. I mean, why bother to send me such a mail which I will definitely delete and even you yourself dun understand? (As I am typing this part, dear SHIYUN jus sent me this particular type of mail -.)


If its me, I will not be so nice to use colourful words in my type of chain mails. I will just put pictures right on the top of the mail and make sure they kena and let it be stuck in their brains. Maybe pictures like this!!! HMPH!!! (You all heng, I decided not to post the Sushi Larvae photos that are much morse than the breast larvae!!!)

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WeiHong: Hey! Help me wish Winston Happy Birthday.... Thanx...

JieYim: Iz post mid yr exam celebrations, nt bdae.

WeiHong: Chey! I tot is birthday... Go and die lah... Haha... OOPS:) HAV FUN:)