Can We Move On, Please?

The story that will be narrated later requires HIGH amount of grooves in your brain!! WARNING: NOT for the smoothed-brained. -.- and maybe those who hasnt been catching up on the news.


At a Zha Huo Dian in Marinagar, Mr Loss Formez is looking for his favourite brand of eggs


Loss: Erm uncle? Do you sell Thunder brand eggs? I want those that have lighter yolk shade and less cholestrol.


Uncle Sian: WAHH! You very health conscious hor?? That is very good!! Professionals like you young people need to stay health to contribute to the economy!


Loss: Erm Thank you uncle but can you get me the eggs now?


(Uncle Sian goes into his shop and find the eggs...)


Uncle Sian: OKOK! This is the type of eggs you want.


Loss: Hey, does the eggs have harder shells? I dunwan eggs with round shells.


Uncle Sian: YOUNG MAN. You never tell me that you dunwan eggs with round shells ok!


Loss: Yes i did


Uncle Sian: NO YOU DIDNT AND I HAVE EVIDENCE FOR THAT!


Uncle Sian: YOU COME! Follow me to see my 6-direction CCTV.


(Uncle Sian shows Loss that he didnt indicate that he dunwan eggs with hard shells)


Uncle Sian: see? I might be older than you but my memory is still very tok kong ok...


Loss: ok sorry Uncle, lets not pursue the matter and I will pay for the eggs.


Uncle Sian: Sorry? Sorry got cure is still need police for what? I want you to explain to me why you tell me you said you dunwan eggs with round shells when you didnt?


Loss: I am sorry uncle for the misunderstanding. I am sorry if what I said have caused any distress or confusion to you, the Uncle Egg-seller. Now can we just move on?


Uncle Sian: You can go move your own si lang tao. My shop is here, 24/7. I want you to explain to me why YOU said you dunwan eggs with round shells when you didnt? If the news spread to other egg sellers my reputation will be gone!


Loss: Uncle... Can you dont sound as if you just came from a third world country?


Uncle Sian: WAHH you young people very first world meh?? You can dont buy the third world's Thunder brand eggs de. Got Hammer brand you know?? Go buy that one lah... go go!


Loss: I will can always depend on Hammer brand eggs. Not as if the whole world revolves around Thunder eggs


(Uncle Sian picks up his phone and calls...)


Uncle Sian: harlow? Ah kiang ar? Dont sell your eggs to this guy ... ... ... ... ...

the above story is based on a fictional storyline, fictional characters and fictional products. any coincidence in any part of the story is purely, coincidence?

LOL people! Elections is sizzling right up to your doorstep isnt it? (I mean for people in wards contested by opposition parties) If I were you people who can vote, I will request for less tests in JCs. OOPS no persistently political content here!