Can We Laugh on, Please?

Since many people are quite tight during this period of time (elections, midyears...), I decided to sidetrack a little from the elections stuff and say some jokes!! LAUGH LAH!!!!


During a particular bio lecture (We were going through the test answers...)
Mdm Sim: (She was reiterating about the importance of knowing the functions of the cell organelles well) I cannot believe the type of answers I get from you people. For question XYZ, how can you people say that the function of the golgi apparatus (a cell organelle) includes reducing the amount of radioactive substance present in the cell? So it means if got war and a country throw us nuclear bombs we throw them back golgi apparatus-es?


During a particular chinese tutorial (We were going through 2 test answers)
Christofle: Laoshi! (in mandrain of course...) Why you never gimme the 1 mark for the short essay??
Bai laoshi: Because I shuang (then starts giggling away, class bursted out laughing!!)


During a particular morning assembly (Listening to dear Mr Koh with strained ears...)
Mr Koh: THOSE STUDENTS THERE STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!! ASSEMBLY IS STARTING!!
(We starts singing... singing... reciting... reciting...)
Mr Koh: Now Civics tutors, please go down your class and check for any problems with hair, attire, ANYTHING! Now J1s listen up! You are now in JJC, not MCJC (Mediacorp JC). We do not need people with ERECTED hairstyle and things like that. This is not your neighbourhood secondary school. So dont bring your neighbourhood school culture into JJ.
Christofle, YiLong, Me: WAH HENG AR... We from Nan Hua... SAP school ok... hahahaha... (then we went laughing at people like WeiQin and Adrain jokingly that they were from NS... heehee)


SEE? JJC is so full of surprises everyday. Like how my Economics teacher forgot about the test and saw her queueing for Rasa Sayang's food in canteen -.-
Tml gonna be so exciting with all the election buzz!