Operation PJC (Day 1)

okok... hope u guys guessed it... this will be the longest soap opera ever recorded in the history of blogging... and its going to be done by me... 3 months of drama-mama with materials all from the WONDROUS PJC!!!! Trivor!! r u ready?? uuuk... UUUUUUK!!! (meaning i will push back my suoper bombastic entry on preparation for minor and major perfs to until after PAE or maybe earlier if i am free... heehee)

3/1/2006 is NOT a good day to start schooling... right at 00.00 something, my parents car kena lang gar with other ppl de car with my parents inside... my mum got knocked on her chest and is still hurting now... luckily no big prob... then the car transformed into the daytona car tt has jus overturned, with the metal piece covering the engine crumpled and headlights gone... my power F1 racing dad still insist on driving me to PJC, knowing tt the radiator or i thinks its called the cooler for the engine has broken and thus cannot cool the engine... so when the car reached CCK, white puffs of smoke started billowing out of the parts in front... ITS GONNA EXPLODE!!!! no lah... in the end my dad gave me 10 bucks to take cab to PJC... quite siasuay... everyone also walk de... haha... HERE COMES THE GREATEST KB PART OF PJC!!!!

Group Name: OG03
Clan Name: Trivor (mountain)
OGL: Gare Rern (malay i think)
Code chant: uuuk! UUUUK!

1. why mus they hire such 'intellectually sound' architects and engineers who proposed to build such a long walkway to reach the school from the main road? if there is raining day i will need ah bao to sing halleluya for me... omg de far lahs...

2. worse than NHSS... there are no ushers around to lead us to the hall... then of coz we will wonder around the concourse then later the teacher ic of student council say we all late...

3. hope the teacher realised tt is was MOE who told us tt reporting time for all PAE students is 8AM...

4. in the bid to be strict in the discipline, the teacher ic of student management (aka nanhua de discipline master) hold a PDA with wireless network to catch all the students with dyed hair and untidy uniforms... of coz... my dear frens like KEW KAIYAN, CHRISTABEL etcetc was kena warned to dye the hair BLACK... haha...

5. their introductory talk was super duper long... from 8.15 to 12.15 liddat... 4 hrs... sit until butt pain and leg suan... and the things they say we all noe liaos... and they are going to continue tml! the teacher still say its not long... only abt 1.5 hrs nia...

6. i will complain tt the 15 bucks is too expensive for PJC de orientation... we did 2 games today... ultra lame.... we played trees and squrriels... no need money de... then we did some war game... crush waste paper and throw to the other side of the hall... which side has less paper wins... in the end all the paper ends up in the no-man zone... so both side won... i feel so happy lor... i think mostly is for the orientation tee lor... wanna change tml to get XXL... might as well get the largest lahs.... make sense? then dance can wear... HAHA...

7. they giv wondrous instructions... can ask us stand sthen say got something to say again then ask us sit... at least 3 times lah...

8. they giv super duper punishments... dance the chicken dance... in the end my group hav to dance... coz the OGL thinks it can make us HIGHHHHHH..... haha...

9. the principle speaks standard english, including the HOD for Chinese too! the principle is last time crescent de principle!!!



HOOOO.... day one is certainly exciting... shall see tml how... and i am going PJC tml myself.... maybe meeting ky they all 1st... haha...

Light the fire follow me,

come to PJ company.

PJ, PJ

WE LURVE PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!